Disparate Measures
Disparate Measures
Malist Principle # 1. Join the group that has achieved hegemony and devote all of your energy to support it.
The scientists in my world line have identified the national Federation of the Blind as the only hegemonic entity that can achieve true equality for blind people during the next 100 years. Other groups exist but have a nugatory effect on your world line. Consequently, it is imperative that all blind people join the NFB in order to have any hope of achieving true equality and defeating the Chemmie threat awaiting you on the moons of Snedon. Using our quantum computers and Sound Wave technology, I have determined that your best hope is to attend the upcoming convention of the NFB in Dallas Texas in July. I strongly suggest that you find your way to the Hilton Anitol Hotel by any means necessary. The best way to travel to this convention is by Lincoln Town Car. Make certain your vehicle has adequate air-conditioning because ambient temperatures in Texas will approach 103 degrees Fahrenheit. Moreover, you will need to bring high caliber weapons if you plan to leave the hotel. After all, it is Texas! If you lack training in firearms, you must bring a TASAR or similar nonlethal devices for your protection. Additional information from my time-line will be forthcoming. I must close this communiqué in order to consult with my Armed forces to counter the latest Chemmie onslaught. Beware the dangers lurking on the edge of the Oort Cloud! Power to the Peeps! Chairman Mal
Malist Principle # 1. Join the group that has achieved hegemony and devote all of your energy to support it.
The scientists in my world line have identified the national Federation of the Blind as the only hegemonic entity that can achieve true equality for blind people during the next 100 years. Other groups exist but have a nugatory effect on your world line. Consequently, it is imperative that all blind people join the NFB in order to have any hope of achieving true equality and defeating the Chemmie threat awaiting you on the moons of Snedon. Using our quantum computers and Sound Wave technology, I have determined that your best hope is to attend the upcoming convention of the NFB in Dallas Texas in July. I strongly suggest that you find your way to the Hilton Anitol Hotel by any means necessary. The best way to travel to this convention is by Lincoln Town Car. Make certain your vehicle has adequate air-conditioning because ambient temperatures in Texas will approach 103 degrees Fahrenheit. Moreover, you will need to bring high caliber weapons if you plan to leave the hotel. After all, it is Texas! If you lack training in firearms, you must bring a TASAR or similar nonlethal devices for your protection. Additional information from my time-line will be forthcoming. I must close this communiqué in order to consult with my Armed forces to counter the latest Chemmie onslaught. Beware the dangers lurking on the edge of the Oort Cloud! Power to the Peeps! Chairman Mal
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